intel/supply logistics
product availability
New products and restocks, if available, are released around the beginning of each month.
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Updates are transmitted through the Drop Alerts email list on a monthly basis (at most). These emails never repeat information and are not automated. I don't like advertising, so I make them as brief, infrequent, and informative as possible.
The rarity system describes the relationship between product complexity and availability.
[Any one factor can determine a product's rarity]
rarity
quantity
restock
materials
labor
common
plenty
always available
baseline
tolerable
uncommon
moderate
sometimes depleted
baseline
extra steps
rare
limited
uncertain
fancy
annoying
epic
very limited
no
costly
excessive
unique
singular
no
exotic
passionate
All Earth/Luna-bound orders are routed through the USPS spaceport in Portland, Oregon.
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All shipping charges are separate and calculated by USPS.
I typically ship all open orders on each Wednesday. Large or customized orders might take longer. See each listing for estimated fulfillment time. I don't accept preorders or backorders.
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UK: I ship to UK customers through my Etsy store. If you want something that is available on my website but it's not on Etsy, contact me. This policy is in place because Etsy handles VAT.
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EU: I do not ship to the EU due to GSPR regulations. Sorry!
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Anywhere else on Earth: If you receive an address-related error, the shipping calculator may be experiencing early stages of rampancy. Contact me.
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Starside Armory is compliant with Interstellar Commerce Commission regulation, which prohibits the export of certain items to Earth and its allied colonies.
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Applicable categories include:
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Firearms registered off-Earth (aka "frontier arms")
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Technology unsuitable for Earth applications (e.g., asteroid mining equipment)
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Technology of non-human origin
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Items irradiated or otherwise contaminated off-Earth, unless processed for decontamination
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Any memory storage which has traveled near a Mars-based network
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For the complete list of prohibited categories, please refer to the ICC website
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I apologize for any inconvenience. Thank you for helping maintain the health and safety of our irreplaceable home planet.
Conventions [Earth]: Select Starside Armory gear is available through Equilibrium Urban Survival Gear at multiple cons around the United States. They also carry premium cyberpunk gear like EQUSG modular backpacks, Machine56 clothing, and CTCTYO accessories - check 'em out!
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Neotropolis [Kepler 609-C, APR 29-MAY 03, 2026]: Neotropolis is an annual festival far from ICC space, free of most restrictions. At this market I sell new products, discontinued leftovers, prototypes, oddball variants, unique builds, frontier arms, premium wares made by friends who can't make it, stuff that I can't sell on Earth's internet - as much as I can fit in my little cargo hauler. Online sales of physical goods are suspended during this event.
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The Underground [PDX (portal), TBD]: An interdimensional hub for rebels, revolutionaries, edge runners, and traders from every plane of existence. Here, you can meet, train, gear up, share tactics and stories, or simply unwind. My inventory here is similar to Neotropolis.
Neptune 888-day Festival [Neptune L5 Floatilla; MAY 08-JUN 08, 2026]: A gathering of Outer-Sol workers and travellers. More of a party than a vending event, I typically only sell consumables here. Online sales of physical goods are suspended during this event.
